(Merry Christmas) (Happy Hanukkah) (Birthday Greetings) from the Ensign Family

Greetings to all,

We certainly hope this modest (holiday) (birthday) (anniversary) gift of ($4,800) ($12,000) ($96,000) (fill in your own amount) brings a measure of (joy) (solace) (compensation) to your (son) (daughter) (pet) (cuckolded spouse) during this (holiday) (campaign) (deer hunting) (legal separation) season.

Please consider it a token of our earnest appreciation for your decision not to (blackmail) (prosecute) (censure) (investigate) (pistol whip) our son John.

This unsolicited gift should in no way be considered (bribery) (hush money) (ransom payment). It can more properly be described as a sign of our deep and abiding (love) (respect) (esteem) (caution).

Please feel free to use these perfectly innocent packets of unmarked bills in any way you see fit - including re-gifting them to a third party who may be in the process of (blackmailing) (extorting funds from) (threatening legal action against) (being bribed by) you.

Should you choose to consider this a tax-deductible campaign contribution, we sincerely hope it assists you in your worthy efforts to get re-elected as a representative of the (Republican) (Democrat) (Libertarian) (Secessionist White People’s) party. This country needs good, honest (men) (women) (underage children) like you in the (House of Representatives) (Senate) (Nevada Gaming Commission) (Parole Board). Thank you for all you (do) (don’t do) (go through the motions of doing, but avoid like the plague). It means a lot to us. Let us know if we can be of further assistance.

Wishing you a prosperous (New Year) (Election result) (Divorce settlement) (Arraignment)

Your close personal friends,
Michael and Sharon Ensign
Las Vegas, NV